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Jason sent an interesting note to the local mailing list today...
Dear ***
Let me be the first to congratulate you for your scientific discoveries!
As a U.S Hygiene Inspector commissioned to "treat" the fridges of Germany to search for rare bacteria I can now announce that 638,012 previously undiscovered microbes have been found in ***'s egg and cress sandwich alone (best before date: 5/9/03). Leading scientists are hopeful that they will lead to the discovery of cures to many new diseases that were created by the very same sandwich, last year.
Someone showed me this fridge. One word "beautiful". I am recommending to the highest level of the Institute to terminate the employment of the kitchen cleaners. Please in future DO NOT clean the fridge or else it will be locked or removed, to prevent further damage to this vital scientific resource.
Thank you for your good work,
Jason
Anyway, the purported owner (***) of the sandwich came in late today, and was told that the secretary, who had posted a (justifiably) annoyed note last Friday on the state of the union, I mean fridge, was looking for him. With a sjambok. He's now in hiding, though he denies all responsibility. (His main defence being that his level of cuisine sophistication isn't high enough to include sandwiches.)
For the record, he is innocent. The email was made up.
Alastair's fridge page
Royal Chemistry Society seeks mouldy mugs
Dear ***
Let me be the first to congratulate you for your scientific discoveries!
As a U.S Hygiene Inspector commissioned to "treat" the fridges of Germany to search for rare bacteria I can now announce that 638,012 previously undiscovered microbes have been found in ***'s egg and cress sandwich alone (best before date: 5/9/03). Leading scientists are hopeful that they will lead to the discovery of cures to many new diseases that were created by the very same sandwich, last year.
Someone showed me this fridge. One word "beautiful". I am recommending to the highest level of the Institute to terminate the employment of the kitchen cleaners. Please in future DO NOT clean the fridge or else it will be locked or removed, to prevent further damage to this vital scientific resource.
Thank you for your good work,
Jason
Anyway, the purported owner (***) of the sandwich came in late today, and was told that the secretary, who had posted a (justifiably) annoyed note last Friday on the state of the union, I mean fridge, was looking for him. With a sjambok. He's now in hiding, though he denies all responsibility. (His main defence being that his level of cuisine sophistication isn't high enough to include sandwiches.)
For the record, he is innocent. The email was made up.
Alastair's fridge page
Royal Chemistry Society seeks mouldy mugs
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